Battle of the Birds is the second chapter in A Hat in Time. It can be accessed through the telescope located in the Spaceship’s Machine Room. Players can find the Science Express in this chapter.
I just met the strangest group of birds I have ever seen. Ever. One is a big disco penguin, and the other is a... uh... bird-ish thing? Is he even a bird? I have no idea. Birds don't usually have teeth, but this guy does. It's creepy.
They're "fighting" to see who can make the best movie. That's in quotes because no one really seems to want to fight, except the Conductor.
Y'know, there's a lot of creepy... crow... type... things getting on this train, too. Actually, everyone getting on is acting real funny, even the owls. And they're harmless nerdy guys!
I feel like something bad might happen since it feels so freaky, but the Conductor is definitely, um, how do I put this? "Loud"? "Pushy"? How about... "persuasive". Anyway, gotta go catch a train!
Ohmygosh!! That big penguin DJ said I could be a STAR!! I wonder if he means like a pop star... Wait! Do I have to learn how to sing? Maybe an internet star... No, no, a MOVIE star!
DJ Grooves says he's going to take care of all that stuff, I just have to show up on set, and I'm gonna be famous! I can't wait... I just hope I don't have to sing.
Every time I'm around the Conductor, I can hear him mumbling about his movie. I think he's trying to figure out some big, huge, impressive, exciting, AMAZING thing to do with his train.
I mean, OK, MAYBE his movie could use more action or something. Like, um... uh... I actually have no idea what he could do. Being a movie director must be hard.
This moon set sure is getting busy! There's so many penguins showing up! And some are bringing balloons! And there are these floats that are SUPER BIG! Everything is looking so pretty!
DJ Grooves said they're all here for me too! I can't let everybody down! I don't know what we're going to do next, but I know I have to try my best for all of my fans!
I'm so excited! There's going to be a big fancy awards show and I get to go! I mean, I think I'm excited! I mean... I wonder if I helped the right bird win?
All the birds were really nice and the movies were sooo cool! So... I just... wonder... ANYWAY, I'm super excited to see the award! Oh, also the Time Piece, hehe.
What is it with people on the planet double-crossing me? It's ruuuuude!
That's the last time I get involved in show business for a long time.
